Farewell

7/20/2007

Dear Blue Mountain,

I fell for you the first time when you used to send me greeting cards on the internet, but it's been years since I received one of those. When we finally met this summer I was a little intimidated by how tall you are, but I guess I hardly notice anymore.

We've been together long enough now to see our ups and downs, but lately our relationship has been increasingly rocky. At first you said I was too sensitive, but now I realize this abusive relationship is causing me a great deal of pain.

I should have seen it coming since I've been warned by so many others about you. Sure, I'll miss our dinners by alcohol stove, long walks into the sunset and deep tissue foot massages, but I just can't go on like this. We're through.

Sincerely, Stitch

P.S. I'm leaving you for someone new. Her name is Jersey.